When this phrase is said, it is commonly used in a joking manner, usually by teenagers trying to be witty and show off for their immature friends. Here at the Salami Shop, this phrase has taken on a whole new meaning. While the graphic undertones are obvious (Salami, size, ect...), we try to maintain a sense of maturity while using the phrase. We put a bit of love and care into each sandwich that one would come purchase, so, to maintain our integrity, we feel it is necessary to go above and beyond all other inferior sandwich shops. Never will there ever be less than a quarter pound of meat on any sandwich. We guarentee that here. When you take a bite into this heavenly creation that us mere mortals refer to as a sandwich, your mouth will have an extraordinary amount of meat in it. This is the motto that our humble shop is based on. Superior products+an unheard of amount of meat+a generous portion of lettuce and tomato=a creation that even Zeus craves. So, before taking a bite into this piece of heaven, take a second to soak in the pure size of the sandwich. No small bread slices shall restrict us of giving you what you paid for. Stay hungry, my friends.
Timmy Kneivel Pickett
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