The newest member to the team, Monica
Friday, August 14, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Size Matters
When this phrase is said, it is commonly used in a joking manner, usually by teenagers trying to be witty and show off for their immature friends. Here at the Salami Shop, this phrase has taken on a whole new meaning. While the graphic undertones are obvious (Salami, size, ect...), we try to maintain a sense of maturity while using the phrase. We put a bit of love and care into each sandwich that one would come purchase, so, to maintain our integrity, we feel it is necessary to go above and beyond all other inferior sandwich shops. Never will there ever be less than a quarter pound of meat on any sandwich. We guarentee that here. When you take a bite into this heavenly creation that us mere mortals refer to as a sandwich, your mouth will have an extraordinary amount of meat in it. This is the motto that our humble shop is based on. Superior products+an unheard of amount of meat+a generous portion of lettuce and tomato=a creation that even Zeus craves. So, before taking a bite into this piece of heaven, take a second to soak in the pure size of the sandwich. No small bread slices shall restrict us of giving you what you paid for. Stay hungry, my friends.
Timmy Kneivel Pickett
Timmy Kneivel Pickett
Sunday, August 2, 2009
From the handbook......
SALAMI SHOP OPEN
1) GET YOUR HEAD RIGHT. (COFFEE, MEDITATION)
2) OPEN DOOR, PUT OUT SIGN, CHAIRS, TABLES (Make sure they are clean).
3) SWEEP and MOP FLOOR.
4) ARRANGE BREAD.
5) SLICE MEATS and CHEESES to be put in refrig. compartments.
6) SLICE TOMATOES and LETTUCE (for the whole day)
7) CUT VEGGIES.
8) GET CONDIMENTS READY, (INCLUDES AVOCADO and OLIVE SPREAD).
GET MENTALLY READY. BREATHE.
AT ALL TIMES HAVE FUN AND PROJECT FUN INTO SALAMI SHOP AIRSPACE. BE READY FOR AND HOPE FOR THE BUSIEST DAY EVER. ATTACK THIS DAY AS THE AGGRESSOR IN THE SANDWICH WAR.
MEET AND DESTROY ALL CHALLENGES LAID BEFORE YOU. END YOUR SHIFT KNOWING YOU DID YOUR BEST AND LEFT NOTHING ON THE SANDWICH FIELD OF BATTLE.
WINNERS NEVER QUIT AND QUITERS NEVER WIN.
EARLY TO BED EARLY TO RISE WORK LIKE HELL AND ADVERTISE.
ALWAYS MAINTAIN INTEGRITY.
“My honor is my life, we walk as one.
Take honor from me, and my life is done.
So pray my liege, my honor let me try.
For that I live, and for that will I die.”
William Shakespeare
SALAMI SHOP OPEN
1) GET YOUR HEAD RIGHT. (COFFEE, MEDITATION)
2) OPEN DOOR, PUT OUT SIGN, CHAIRS, TABLES (Make sure they are clean).
3) SWEEP and MOP FLOOR.
4) ARRANGE BREAD.
5) SLICE MEATS and CHEESES to be put in refrig. compartments.
6) SLICE TOMATOES and LETTUCE (for the whole day)
7) CUT VEGGIES.
8) GET CONDIMENTS READY, (INCLUDES AVOCADO and OLIVE SPREAD).
GET MENTALLY READY. BREATHE.
AT ALL TIMES HAVE FUN AND PROJECT FUN INTO SALAMI SHOP AIRSPACE. BE READY FOR AND HOPE FOR THE BUSIEST DAY EVER. ATTACK THIS DAY AS THE AGGRESSOR IN THE SANDWICH WAR.
MEET AND DESTROY ALL CHALLENGES LAID BEFORE YOU. END YOUR SHIFT KNOWING YOU DID YOUR BEST AND LEFT NOTHING ON THE SANDWICH FIELD OF BATTLE.
WINNERS NEVER QUIT AND QUITERS NEVER WIN.
EARLY TO BED EARLY TO RISE WORK LIKE HELL AND ADVERTISE.
ALWAYS MAINTAIN INTEGRITY.
“My honor is my life, we walk as one.
Take honor from me, and my life is done.
So pray my liege, my honor let me try.
For that I live, and for that will I die.”
William Shakespeare
Aug. 2, 2009
What if stars are the holes to heaven? What if there is such thing as an elusive dinasour living somewhere in a remote jungle on our planet? How are our eyes so complex that we can filter light in order to see the grass as green and the sky as blue? These are all common questions here at the shop of superior meat. Common idealogies and philisophical ideas are questioned on a daily basis such as....Is it even possible for a sandwich to look and taste so unbeleivably great at the same time? We dont joke around here. There is no brady bunch business or picnic mustard cause we pack a specially wrapped complementary present of love into every bite that erotically explodes into tiny morsles of joy right into every cavity and crevase of your very mouth.
Court (the boss man also known as the SALAMI KING) is a man that will not put on a show or mess arond with the frilly stuff cause he likes to be authentic and real, there are no fake enterprises, and you will experience life as it should be lived in the little shop off La Jolla Blvd.
Life is all about having a good time and spreading the love. There should be no questions asked and never doubt the power of sharing an experience that is so intimate and sensual like eating a stuffed sando. So guys grab your girls, and women tell your men to get down to the shop so you wont die wondering. Size matters here......and the red rocket will never let you down.
My name is willing and im a sandoholic
What if stars are the holes to heaven? What if there is such thing as an elusive dinasour living somewhere in a remote jungle on our planet? How are our eyes so complex that we can filter light in order to see the grass as green and the sky as blue? These are all common questions here at the shop of superior meat. Common idealogies and philisophical ideas are questioned on a daily basis such as....Is it even possible for a sandwich to look and taste so unbeleivably great at the same time? We dont joke around here. There is no brady bunch business or picnic mustard cause we pack a specially wrapped complementary present of love into every bite that erotically explodes into tiny morsles of joy right into every cavity and crevase of your very mouth.
Court (the boss man also known as the SALAMI KING) is a man that will not put on a show or mess arond with the frilly stuff cause he likes to be authentic and real, there are no fake enterprises, and you will experience life as it should be lived in the little shop off La Jolla Blvd.
Life is all about having a good time and spreading the love. There should be no questions asked and never doubt the power of sharing an experience that is so intimate and sensual like eating a stuffed sando. So guys grab your girls, and women tell your men to get down to the shop so you wont die wondering. Size matters here......and the red rocket will never let you down.
My name is willing and im a sandoholic
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